lovelystrumpet:

Your face.

Your walk.

I like it.

(Source: slowly-intimately)

(Source: avengetomhiddlestonlove)

Avengers: How It Should Have Ended (x)

ne-vous:

Window Spots (by 台北眼睛 Taipei Eyes)

(Source: melwantsalokihug)

selfmadesuperhero:

tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

subterraneanbunnypig:

soiscrewedmycompanions:

valerieparker:

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

widowmaker:

 #SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT#NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE #’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND#AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Internet has been won. Everyone go home. Bye guys. See you never. 

*Snorted and burst into giggles

FLAW. LESS.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE PERFECTION OF THOSE TAGS OH MY GOD

(Source: tugamaggie)

missemmastern:

iamtonysnark:

fire-ferrets-number-one-fan:

leadandparchment:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

There go the emotions.

Capsnumberonefan.

Oh geeeez.

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)

kiddleston:

notdaredevil:

lordoftheaesir:

fluffmyb0ner:

gamefanatics:

Iron Man 3 - Patriot Armor confirmed!

Salute to the Red, White, and Blue! It’s been confirmed that the other man of steel will be donning the patriotic suit created by Norman Osborne (yes, from Spider-man), though (obviously) neither Osborne nor Spider-man will be making an appearance in the movie.

Kinda makes you wish we lived in an alternate universe where Marvel owned the film rights to ALL of their characters eh?

wat

CRYING BECAUSE THE IRON PATRIOT ARMOR IS REAL AND MARVEL DOESN’T HAVE THE MOVIE RIGHTS TO EITHER X-MEN OR SPIDER-MAN SO WHO THE HELL MADE THE ARMOR IF IT WASN’T NORMAN OSBORN AHHHHHHHHH

well it’s been confirmed that the story has to do with starktech being stolen? so if it’s not norman osborne it will hopefully (probably?) have a very similar start. i do, however, think they’re keeping his face covered on purpose. obviously it won’t be osborne but it might be someone unexpected? shrug

So Tony has decided to make a suit for Steve. Now they can fly together…

(Source: benbarned)

(Source: runningmangifs)

(Source: holy-ween)

kirkwoodisinoregon:

theadventuresofcargline:

#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping

3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson

 #5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO

thethreepatchproblem:

jamismydrug:

pernillo:

nat-lli:

you stole my life! *dying*

THE FACT THAT HIDDLES IS LAUGHING IS MAKING ME SO MAD! 

omg hiddles I’m peeing

I really enjoy how much Benedict’s hair changes. Goodness.